Womens Instructions « Result #1 on Mar 13, 2009, 9:12pm »
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, "Becky, I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Becky replies, "Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, Sam, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, Becky, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, Sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how the doctor came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! Becky, you should do such a thingfor me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Sam, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short..?" wow Power Leveling wow Power Leveling
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Puppies For Sale « Result #3 on Feb 26, 2009, 12:37am »
Forty-three years seems like a long time to remember the name of a mere acquaintance. I have duly forgotten the name of an old lady who was a customer on my paper route when I was a twelve-year-old boy in Marinette, Wisconsin back in 1954. wow power leveling Yet it seems like just yesterday that she taught me a lesson in forgiveness that I can only hope to pass on to someone else someday.
On a mindless Saturday afternoon, wow gold, a friend and I were throwing rocks onto the roof of the old lady¡¯s house from a secluded spot in her backyard. The object of our play was to observe how the rocks changed to missiles as they rolled to the roof¡¯s edge and shot out into the yard like comets falling from the sky.
I found myself a perfectly smooth rock and sent it for a ride. The stone was too smooth, however, so it slipped from my hand as I let it go and headed straight for a small window on the old lady¡¯s back porch. At the sound of fractured glass,wow power leveling we took off from the old lady¡¯s yard faster than any of our missiles flew off her roof.
I was too scared about getting caught that first night to be concerned about the old lady with the broken porch window. However, a few days later, when I was sure that I hadn¡¯t been discovered, I started to feel guilty for her misfortune. She still greeted me with a smile each day when I gave her the paper, but I was no longer able to act comfortable in her presence.
I made up my mind that I would save my paper delivery money, and in three weeks I had the seven dollars that I calculated would cover the cost of her window.wow power leveling I put the money in an envelope with a note explaining that I was sorry for breaking her window and hoped that the seven dollars would cover the cost for repairing it.
I waited until it was dark, snuck up to the old lady¡¯s house, and put the envelope of retribution through the letter slot in her door. My soul felt redeemed and I couldn¡¯t wait for the freedom of, once again, looking straight into the old lady¡¯s eyes.
The next day, wow gold I handed the old lady her paper and was able to return the warm smile that I was receiving from her. She thanked me for the paper and said, ¡°Here, I have something for you.¡± It was a bag of cookies. I thanked her and proceeded to eat the cookies as I continued my route.
After several cookies,wow gold I felt an envelope and pulled it out of the bag. When I opened the envelope, I was stunned. Inside was the seven dollars and a short note that said, ¡°I¡¯m proud of you.¡±
Other Rules *Yay* « Result #4 on Nov 11, 2007, 5:35pm »
Limits. -One account per person -Two Charries per person -Your name must be one of your character's names
Other. -You should advertise...This isn't a must be you really should. -I, or any other member of the staff has the right to yell at you if you break a rule. -I, or any other member of the staff has a right to ban you if you break more than one rule, or if you break a rule and tell them that you didn't. -Umh...The rules will be updated!
General Rules! *Yay* « Result #5 on Nov 11, 2007, 5:27pm »
Lengthy. Your posts need to be at least 100 words, and it isn't that hard. You can't escape with it I'm sorry to tell you. There will be a word counter at the bottom of your posts, and once you reach 100 it will let you post. If you have trouble, PM an Admin and they can help you out.
Vocabulary. Don't be using Like every other word. (EX: Like I Like You Like Me Like Rose Like Don't) Expand your vocab! They don't teach you that stuff at school just so you can forget it. Put it to use here. Also, I don't really mind swearing but you need to put at least one * in it if you decided to have your character use it.
Respect. Do I really have to go over respect rules? Be kind to the staff and all members. Don't say something mean to someone just because they can't write as good as you. If two or more members get into a fight, leave it out of the role playing and PM me. I'll help you work it out in a fair way.
God modding. I bet that you have all heard of this rule, and done it at least once when you first began. It's on every site you'll go to, so memorize it and save yourself some time. Oh, and if you don't know what God modding is...Your stuck under a rock.
It All Happens. We all are aware of sex and such, but I don't want it on here. This is a kid friendly site and it won't be happening here. I'll allow you to date, kiss, hug ect. But nothing past PG-13.
Copying. You are not allowed to copy anything for another member. Or from another site for that fact. Or from this site. If you are found copying from anywhere...Dun Dun Dunn.
Inappropriate Content. We all know what that means and how to follow it. If I find you doing it, you will be banned without a second thought.
Random. Okay, so the following is some of what I really don't want to see. - No perfect charries - None of this changing eye color junk. - Try to keep goths, emos, etc. to a minimum.
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